Hello! This is an informal invitation to vote as to whether Tommy Cresswell or Simon Capper has the best haiku skills. In other words, a
Haiku-off. They'll be writing in response to this entry, and you can simply comment to whichever poem you think is the best (by whatever criteria you prefer). Each haiku will be matched (i.e. the first haiku written by Tommy or Simon will be versus the first haiku written by the remaining contestant, while the second haiku will be versus the second, and so on and so forth until one of them loses interest and/or is so obviously falling behind that I decide to crown the winner), and you can simply add your vote to whichever haiku you prefer, if you want to participate. After a reasonable amount of time/votes I will declare the single matches complete by awarding the winning point to the contestant with the most votes in that match.
I'll have the deciding vote in the case of ties (or if no one votes), as the Haiku-Off Official Judge. Each won match will earn the winner 1 point. The one with the most points at game end (game ends tomorrow night or whenever we feel like ending it) wins. What do they win? The right to rub their victory in the face of the other. Other prizes may be suggested and will be considered by the Judge whenever she feels like it.
If you think you can take on either of our illustrious champions, you are welcome to try it. Just label your entry as a NEW CHALLENGE, and Tommy and/or Simon (or another wildcard contestant) will take you on. If you're not sure how to write a haiku, please be advised: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables. Or, in haiku form:
First five syllables,
Then use seven syllables,
Then five syllables.
Anyone caught breaking this format will be docked a game point and will no longer be in the running for Haiku-Off Champion (although they can still play and earn points, and may win a secondary title at the end of the game).
Points will be tallyed below! Keep checking back to see who wins. Or who
loses.
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